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Would you dare take on the adventure

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Read these stories at your own risk. Some will contain gory content and may not be suitable for young children or if your not into scary stories or movies or whatever. These stories were not written by me I got them off the internet. Don't start accusing since I have warned you here.

Imagine you wake up in a completely different timeline, Centuries in the past, what would you do? Follow Michael on his journey as he tries to adapt to his new reality & discover why he has been dropped into this world. He will need to venture down a long, dark path, form friends, ascend the ranks in an ancient assassin order, and lose those who mean the most to him, in order to uncover the truth about the mysterious powers of Eden, and figure out the purpose of him being brought here, How much would you sacrifice for Destiny?

I can't help but wonder... How did this happen? Why is everyone dead? Why couldn't we all live in peace and get along. No secrets. Everything was an open book. But no, instead someone had to go around and test their theory. It worked, but got out of hand. All that had happened was that the population turned cannibalistic. Walking around and eating every living thing. Then after finishing their meal, turning into one of them. What would have happened if this wasn't the outcome? Would my friends still be alive?! Would I not be an accused murderer! I guess it's not accused since I wasn't put through trial. But in my mind, no matter how much I deny it. I am a murderer. I killed the living and the dead. {Read the second book for a better writing quality}

Ezio could have never guessed that the boy he saved could change his entire life, and in the moment he finds out that the novice isnt what he seams. Is Ezio able to save the novice and himself, without breaking himself in to pieces? "Follow me!" Ezio turned right into a smaller street, but there were more guards than before " Fanculo! This street was empty earlier!! Can you climb?" He looked to the boy who answered fast "Yes, signore" the Assassin was kinda surprised to hear that "Good than try to stay close to me" he climbed up some windows and jumped onto a balcony, the novice close behind him. "The Guards will not see us" Ezio said "but i hope you don't have a fear of heights" he laughed, stopped and pointed at a haystack. " Signore I can't jump down I can't" the eyes of the novice was filled with fear. "You jump or you die, it's your choice" he looked at the boy "but I'll break all my bones signore" he steeped to the edge of the rooftop "No you won't don't worry" with words Ezio pushed the boy down into the haystack and jumped behind"