Hi, my name is Alice Esme Booths, I'm 23 years old and by some people's standards short. I have blonde hair so light it looks white, I also have big, round, blue eyes, I'm really pale too. So, basically I look like tiny, breakable porcelain doll. Up until a year ago I lived in Bronwyn, Wisconsin, it's a relatively small city, and up until a year ago I was alive. "What a way to tell someone, Alice." Go away Vic. This is my story. Speaking of stories let's get back to mine.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.