"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

Sean was born blind. He never really minded it much when he was younger but now those years have passed. There's one person determined to make his life a living hell; pointing out flaws and constantly taking advantage of his lack of sight. His best friend Mark will have absolutely none of that. ~*~*~ 37 chapters. 1 "sneak-peak" and 1 epilogue 2 prequels: A Silent Cry (currently published) and Mad as Rabbits (TBA)

Just some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them

DON'T STOP LAUGHING

Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this story to complete only because of the kind of book it is. It will likely never be complete so I have just done this to allow for those who mark "complete" as a required tag to find it.

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It was an accident, but Phil blames himself. Dan's gone, but Phil still feels him there. What did it matter if Dan was dead? Nothing.... Nothing mattered anymore.... (Warnings: MC death, depression, attempted self-harm, alcohol and drinking, very angsty, I cried while rereading this so you may cry too) I have no idea what possessed me to write this. I am so sorry.

Jack is an extremely gifted and smart scientist. He is one of the three mission directors for the Mission To Mars, and it's his job to communicate with the astronauts. After months of guiding the mission, he begins to fall for the captain, Mark Fischbach. They will try to make their difficult relationship work, even if they are over A Million Miles Away. ~Dedicated to my friend, FieldOfGinger, or Ginger~