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Hey my wonderful readers I decided to make a Sequel of my book so here it is.❤️

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Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

BETWEEN SASSY GOATS AND SKELETON/ROBOT RIVALRIES AND A SNAPPED PAPYRUS GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHAT CAN GO WRONG. ALSO HOLY HELL FRISK WHERE DO YOU STORE ALL THAT AIR Highest Rank: #4 in Random Undertale belongs to Toby Fox ! Cover Art RENDER belongs to me! Original Art Belongs the Undertale Team !

The title says it all :3

A minecraft-lover named Ginger suddenly finds herself in a whole new world. Will she survive?

"I've... Died?" The Snow Girl choked. She clutched her heart, and fell to her knees, looking at the ground. "Ah, nay child. I am the one who determines this. You see, in your reality, one can be judged by their death to determine if they may be granted second life." The Snow Girl looked up at her. "What?" She whispered. "Yes. Most often, one is not granted this. If it is an old man who died in his rocking chair, he's had a long lived life, and now deserves to rest. If it is a child in their first day of spawning, they now are able to run, play, and live eternally, never knowing the unforgiving pain one suffers throughout life. You players don't realize that dying, is not death. Living is not life, either. Once you have died, you never again have to fear of dying again." The Snow Girl stood up, forgetting her numbness she was in from her shock. "What about the evil people in the world? They forever live eternal happiness?" "Child, I never said that you forever live in happiness. I said that you live eternally in your soul. If you were a kind, and good person, you forever live in the goodness of your soul. If you were an evil, wicked person, you forever dwell in the wickedness of your soul, feeling ever so much more pain and suffering than you ever could when you were alive. You are more alive in death than in life." The Snow Girl looked around her, at the cold beautify and tranquility of her own soul. "And I will live eternality here?" "Yes, you shall. But not yet, child. In your case of death, you still have far to much to do in your life before you leave it forever. You will not die yet." "What do I have that must be done? Many children spawn in Minecraftia everyday. One in particular on goes a transformation that will last forever.

Imagine your daughter, Sierra, wanted to fight off the dragon of doom, the Enderdragon. Well, Steve is having that going on. Knowing how good she is at archery, he allows her to fight. But after two months, Steve gets worried. Will Steve ever see his daughter again? Will the Enderdragon die and Sierra save the world? Find out in the story! ~Kat & Boo

Ender princess MsMisty has lived in the End all her life. She has never been anywhere else. Every year, when the End portal opens for one day, and one day only, she dreams of venturing out into normal Minecraft. This year, when the portal is opened, a player comes through, something that hasn't happened in millions of years! MsMisty's curiosity gets the better of her, and she decides to go check it out. Steve is more than willing to show her all the joys of Minecraft, well, after he realizes that she's not going to kill him. But when trouble arises in the End, MsMisty is stuck in a sticky situation. Her decision could mean the end of the End. Ironic, isn't it?