Hi! My name is Andraya. I am from Homes Chapel, Cheshire in the UK. I have lived here my whole life, and now I work at a local cafe. I am now 18 years old and just moved out of my mom's house and into my own flat. As of right now, I live alone. Hopefully, I will find a flatmate soon. Well, enough about me, i have a story to tell.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

As you can probably tell, I love 1D (just like about 99% of the female population of the Earth). So one night, namely last night at about 2 am, I had an epiphany. “Why not collect all the random facts about 1D and post them together for others to read?!” And so here it is. 1000 facts about One Direction. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I have putting them together.