"If" - my autobiography!
Intro... They say there is a book in all of us. I for one, feel a plethora of books in me! Each of which could rival 'Prousts' lost time masterpiece, arguably one of the longest penned to paper! My story is a basic 'Riches to rags' tale laced with double entendres and a happy ending (so far). Pragmatists will no do...