A sexually frustrated Damian Kulash talks Andy Ross into a one night stand, but starts to fear a relationship may be forming.

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by j0shler headlights. call. my. name. this whole book basically needs a trigger warning okay (alcohol, depression, self-harm, suicide). all rights reserved.

Ryan was sent to a mental asylum. Why you ask? Well he was obsessed with the Cheshire Cat, so much so, he cut into his face a massive smile resembling the Cheshire Cat. He killed and pulled out the teeth of people and animals and pushed them into his cheeks so the smile was more realistic. Brendon was sent to the asylum because he has PPD (Paranoid Personality Disorder) Ryan and Brendon are roomed together. Between Ryan wanting to kill and Brendon being nervous. They are complete opposites. But opposites attract...

Dallon is a pretty pastel pink tumblr aesthetic boy. Brendon is a sporty jock with all the girls crushing on him. They bump into each other in the halls of school and their lives begin to unravel.