"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?

"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

"oops. i saw that." in which a girl saw taehyung spraying paint on the principal's car and now taehyung has to treat her to food to keep her quiet. [ story idea from peachytae ]

❝All praise bts.❞ (Another book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

"You bacon?" "What...?" "Because you bacon my heart sizzle." "..." - ©Yeriin all rights reserved.

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