"Heaven is rather a fluffy dream amongst many people; Hell a flaming nightmare. Human reality is very in between, and I suppose love is too." In which Phil is holy, and Dan is horny

"I'm straight!" "The only straight you are is a straight up liar." {or the one featuring punk!phil and pastel!dan} STARTED - 07/02/17 COMPLETED - 29/10/17

roll, roll, roll your joint / twist it at the ends / light it up and take a puff / now pass it to your friend {or the short story inspired by the song 'cigarettes and cush'} STARTED+COMPLETED: 01/06/17

Phil's been hiding the fact that he's an Earthbender for ten years, ever since it's been considered illegal when the Fire Nation invaded. And, of course, the only solution to a random Fire Nation soldier seeing him earthbending is to kidnap him, right? creds to @xSillyTilly for the awesome cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)

'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

Dan's family is rich. But he doesn't really care about money so he spends his life running amuck with his piercings and eventually tattoos. But, when his family has a guest over from France, it turns out to be a beautiful young man that Dan falls hard and fast for: Phil Lester. American AU Fluffy If there is any extreme warnings I will post it on top of the chapter but for now the only warning is curse words {cover photo credit @-heathens}

Dan Howell never wanted dreams. Because dreams meant he met his soulmate, and meeting his soulmate meant dooming them to a terrible life of memories about his anxiety-ridden past. But when he literally bumps into the boy he was supposed to be perfect for, he may realise he's willing to put his fears behind him and let himself be loved. Sadly, it's never as easy as that. Shoutout to the beautiful and wonderful and all around amazing in every way @phanoutlet for literally over 50% of this story. Please go check her out, her book New to Me is my fave phan-fic ever <3

It kills me to think you don't know how much I love you.

(Phan) Phil made fun of him the first time they met and Dan isn't going down easily with his shitty personality. However everything changes when one got too close and personal just to avoid a possible shit storm (this is cliché af)

(COMPLETED)Dan is the quiet boy. Who never listens in class. Doesn't talk to anybody. And is either staring down at his desk or listening to music alone. This all changed though when there's a new boy in dan's class, Phil. Phil is the boy with the warming smile. The energetic boy. The one that can talk to anyone. But Phil isn't like the others for one big reason. He doesn't ignore Dan. Everybody else does. But Phil doesn't. And Phil just kept annoying Dan until one day they got paired up for a project together. Dan finally starts to class Phil as a friend until they realise they have feelings for each other. But there's something about dan that could change everything. Warning! Strong language Sexual content Trigger warning Self harm Depression