I speak fluent sarcasm:) Credit to owners

This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes

Here is a book of all the BEST quotes & comebacks I have ever made/read.

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who stole your fries at McDonalds, but lets be real do you need them calories? -Me because i just told you that you don't need And anyone else you hate! WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS SOME INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, CUSS WORDS AND RUDE/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT! ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH!

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck at a sleepover that's got no more fun left to it? World's Best Comebacks will make that boring situation turn into the best time ever! GETTTT WREECCKKEEDDD!!!! Read wisely! =================================== IF YOU PLAN TO USE ANY OF THESE COMEBACKS PLEASE DEDICATE IT TO ME IN YOUR BOOK. DON'T COPY THE COVER EITHER. THANK YOU. ==================================== Inspired by you! Send me your ideas in the conversation section of my home page! ==================================== Send a comment saying #Watty's if you plan on voting this for this years Watty's!!Thanks again guys and girls and keep on reading!!