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This Bitch by TomandJerry002
This Bitch
TomandJerry002
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'Remember, it doesn't matter what's inside. No-one cares how kind and loving you are. It's what's on the outside that matters.' After the sudden death of her mother, 10 year old Laura took this mantra to heart. Closing herself off from the world, she cultivated the persona her mother would have wanted. Now a senior, Laura is Queen Bitch and has the whole school trodden under the heel of her Luis Vuittons. She rules everything, and everyone, with a smart mouth and vicious tongue. Her minions come running at the snap of her perfectly manicured fingers, and that is exactly how she likes it. The arrival of new boy, Sebastian, soon has Laura questioning everything she thought she knew. Refusing to bend to her will, and seeming to see straight through her facade, Sebastian drives her to distraction. Laura is determined to regain control of him, and of herself, but Sebastian seems to enjoy throwing her off course. Has the Queen Bitch finally met her match? [A Love/Hate Relationship Story]
Not all Blondes do Backflips by CrayonChomper
Not all Blondes do Backflips
CrayonChomper
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  • Parts 28
Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE by Cherry_Cola_x
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE
Cherry_Cola_x
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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver
Funny Text Bloopers by Shadenight
Funny Text Bloopers
Shadenight
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Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.
Float by ToastedBagels
Float
ToastedBagels
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  • Parts 64
It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. ***** In order to fit in during her summer visit to a beachside town, Waverly must take swimming lessons from Blake, the moody (but gorgeous) lifeguard next door. ***** Seventeen-year-old Waverly Lyons is from Alaska. She doesn't do sun. But after her divorced parents can't agree on who gets to have her for the summer, Waverly gets shipped off to Holden, Florida, to spend a couple months with her aunt, Rachel. There's one minor hiccup: Blake Hamilton, Rachel's seventeen-year-old neighbor. He's athletic, outgoing, arrogant, tan, and pretty much Waverly's exact opposite. She's eager to avoid him at all costs, hoping to fit in with the other kids in Holden without drawing too much attention to herself. But when Blake discovers that Waverly has been hiding the rather embarrassing secret that she can't swim, he does the unthinkable: He offers to teach her. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Whipped ✔ by TahliePurvis
Whipped ✔
TahliePurvis
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  • Parts 34
When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.