lmao i m running out of titles wowow if u want to see some cringey art from an awful person welcome this us the las t installment of the what the _____ is art series because that name is stupid and im naming my next one paul blart mall cop

A collection of JohnDave blurbs that just kinda... were... born. Some are based off a continuing roleplay with a friend, others are just random little ideas that skuttled their way into my think pan. The rating will vary, some will be fluffy, some will be smutty, others will be... uh... dorky?

Arc 1: A Cry For Help Umbra Mortis never planned to be a mercenary, it just sort of happened that way. That fateful mission in Ereith completely shook up his life-- and now he's in the fast-paced and dangerous world of hired guns-- and he's still trying to raise a family! ---- Umbra and his son Victor live a standard, suburban life in the metropolitan city of Alcorith, despite being a familiar and master pair. Everything is normal-and that's the way Umbra likes it. However, when his necromancer son insists on answering a letter asking for magical assistance, the two find themselves in a dangerous new world, fighting for their lives.

Arc 2- Seraph Harmony Umbra Mortis never planned to be a mercenary, it just sort of happened that way. That fateful mission in Ereith completely shook up his life-- and now he's in the fast-paced and dangerous world of hired guns-- and he's still trying to raise a family! ---- Recently minted mercenaries Umbra, Victor, Aunora, and Esper are still adjusting to their new and confusing situation. To make matters worse, family friend Matthew has taken it upon himself to support the team by finding them a job off the bat. Meanwhile, Victor's enigmatic new friend may threaten the safety of the mission...