This is not a dark lonesome journey down heartbreak road. This is vodka, sparkles, and dick-to-dick tickle fights. Annie Paige has been infatuated with Jaime Knox since she was old enough to paint her nails and sigh over Dirty Dancing. Accustomed to getting her way, Annie never dreams that Jaime might have other plans. Never mind that her friends insist he's gay. Annie embarks in a must-find-love meltdown, manically dating to replace Jaime in her heart. Dates with Brine the singing emo and wealthy Dr. Troll highlight the depressing reality of life as a singleton, causing Annie to crack. She hops aboard a redeye flight from Dallas to Los Angeles. The ultimate goal: to crash Jaime Knox's wedding and reclaim her long lost love. Will Annie's journey lead her to truth, revenge, and the ultimate fairy tale? Or will she allow her fantasy of romance to destroy the true love of a lifetime? ***NEW CHAPTER EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY*** I don't own the image for the cover! Photo credit to Trading Up. Hey y'all! Fag Hag is my first and only novel (so far) and any and all feedback/critiques are welcomed. Also, please remember to vote. Most importantly, thank you so very much for reading. I hope you enjoy the read as much as I enjoyed the write!

It all started with a game of truth or dare and Morgan picked dare. She didn't think her dare would have any consequences. Well at least not the one she got. It's the start of senior year and she's just trying to get through it. Homework, university, friends- it just keeps piling up. And now, on top of all that? A relationship. And not an easy one, especially with school coming to an end. Find out what Morgan's dare started for her.

A vampire girl named Karayan comes to a town attending late night detention meant for vampires only, she meets a boy named James on an accident after the point he was trying to sneak into the computer room to hack the school system. Turning James into the teacher and he suffers to be transferred to the night detention class instead of the normal way of school and forced to keep the vampires secret in order to live.

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"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepens the kiss. My eyes widen and I try to push him away. This isn't part of the deal. He pulls away, a full on smirk plastered on his face. "I lied." He confesses, turning around. "She wasn't coming." Then, he walks away.

Highest Rank #1 in Action "I can't tell anyone how I was kidnapped and raped. How I was used and abused. I certainly can't tell anyone how I learnt to fight so that I could protect myself." Mia Brooks wasn't your ordinary teenage girl. She is a teenage girl with no family. After being left alone on the streets of North Carolina she was finally found and taken into an Orphanage. She started to attend school and made 2 best friends, Emma and Dylan. At school she get's picked on and bullied. She wears baggy clothes and huge glasses. But that's not the real Mia Brooks. The real Mia Brooks fights. Nobody knows Mia's full story or the real reason she fights. But what happens when Mr. Bad Boy enters the picture. Does he have a secret too? Aaron Miller is the schools number one bad boy and bully to Mia. He's known for getting into fights and skipping school. Nobody knows why he does it but when he gets close to Mia will he spill the beans or not? Read to Find out !

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Astrid Vega is about to start college. And when she does she learns a few knew things, how to flirt with guys, how to follow the right crowd, and how to pick between the perfect vampire and the perfect werewolf. Yeah, you heard me. Read in to find more about Astrid's story and what happens to Astrid along the way.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!