Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

*Warning* It starts out kinda cheesy. I'm sorry about that but when I started I wasn't the best writer. But the story gets much, much better once you push through those bad, awkward chapters. This takes place right after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and Ginny are together, so are Ron and Hermione. I noticed that a lot of the Harry Potter fanfiction's forget about Teddy. So this also is if Harry raises Teddy. FYI: the first couple of chapters are really cheesy and lame and I don't know how to fix them so... just push through it because my writing gets better! Like I'm re-reading them and... wow... really cheesy... But I promise it's good. (Or at least my readers think so...) Hope you enjoy! P.S. There are grammar and spelling mistakes. IM NOT PERFECT! I'm going to edit but I can't edit every chapter and work on an update at the same time! Thank you for pointing them out, I understand that it's frustrating but I really don't like negative comments so please keep them to yourself. I love all of my readers! Thank you so much for giving this book a chance. Cover: I found the image on Google, not sure who the author is

Have you ever wandered why voldemort's nose is flat? Is Cedric Diggory what everyone thinks he is? The answers are right here in this book...!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.