[COMPLETED] ❝I hate you so much.❞ ❝Hate me all you want, nerd. But remember. I'm the only one that's gonna save that cute little bum of yours.❞ Or the one where a deadly assassin is assigned to a post that's completely outside his comfort zone; being a bodyguard for a coveted but clumsy and snarky genius-- when all he's ever known is how to gank people. Graphics: @queengemma © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

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Niall is working on his uncle's farm in London where he's trying to move away from his dull life in Mullingar. When Harry Styles turns up at the farm for a photo shoot Niall instantly falls in love - even though he already was-. Will his life finally be eventful?

(1st Place in 1D Bromance Award Summer 2013) Niall Malik, the little brother of Zayn Malik is finally allowed to go to a normal public school, like his brother instead of being home schooled. For 15 years of trapped willingly in the house, Niall is excited to meet new people and mingle with Zayn's friends. Liam Payne is feared by everyone at school. His bad boy appearance; tattoos and piercings explained everything about the Wolverhampton boy. The only person he'd never beats up is his friend Louis Tomlinson and girls. But nothing can stop from these two hearts, innocent and full of hatred, to collide,.....

Reed Hadley would gladly spend her day holed up in her room with her dog, watching horror movies or surfing the internet on her trusty laptop. Too bad she is the daughter of one of the biggest matchmakers in the business. As soon as Reed started to develop into what scientist dubbed an adolescent, her mom has been sitting her up on dates, which seem to go wrong every time. Reed is done with these dates, and she realizes that the only way to get her mom off her back is to find a boyfriend. When Reed is partnered with bad boy Parker Hunt on a school project, they can't stand each other. However, Reed and Parker quickly realize they need each other; Reed needs Parker so that her mom will stop with the blind dates, and Parker needs Reed so his jealous ex-girlfriend will leave him alone. So, this odd pair strikes up a deal. For appearances' sake, they're an item. Behind closed doors, they may fight like children, but Reed and Parker have managed to fool the people they need to. However, can a fake relationship stay fake forever?

Whilst Biology was never considered to be Zayn's favourite subject, he's sure he's going to have to reconsider, what with the almighty Mr. Payne teaching the class. How had he never noticed the impossibly sexy man before? [Warnings: smut, boyxboy action, major feels and a tendency for over-arousal, spanking, and probably some bondage. And a threesome.]

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

“May the odds be ever in their favour.”