Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

After the death of her last living parent and getting known by an American modeling company, Hungarian Mira Caspari sets off to move to the United States with her older sister who is a cosmetic surgeon and her younger teenage sister. Coming to America, Mira Caspari thought it'd be a fun experience and that it'd change her life forever. After the first couple of months of staying in Los Angeles, she realizes everything isn't as good as it seems. There's more work than play, but at least she managed to find herself a hot girlfriend to spend her spare time with, Ellie Banks, a fashion designer for a wild, untamed and aggressive rapper by the name of Scotty XXX. Born with the name, Arden Scott, Scotty XXX spends most of her days and nights partying and doing anything from drugs to women. For Mira, everything in her life changes, once Ellie brings her to one of Arden's raves. Her eyes open up to a whole new world and she finds herself a little too interested in the wild child that is Arden Scott.

Book 2 of crazy shitz I find funny! Whatcha waiting for? Go read!

Jokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still. Fear me.

Are these the sort of things you like, my dear? the stories and the rhymes that make you shake? are you the sort who seeks darkness and fear? I surely hope you are, for your own sake. In here you'll meet the fear who has a face, in here you'll feel the cold under your bed, In here the childhood terrors have a space, And bedsheets are all weaved of spiders' thread. So, gather one and all who relish fear, and gather those who savour grim good times, find your peace and gladness walking here, in the Never Told Nursery Rhymes. **** These are a few grim little rhymes of my own invention, although I'm sure many of you have noticed that quite a few have outside inspiration. Some of them are meant to be scary, some of them are just meant to have an enjoyable atmosphere, but hopefully at least a few will tickle your fancy. I just want to thank you all for your support as it means alot. And a special shoutout to @StJoey77 and @FlukeAuriola for being the best of friends to me.

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

This is for fun for people who want to know more about their signs. If you like to know funny things about them or some things you never knew. Then read my Zodiac Book and found out all the wacky things about the 12 signs! Disclaimer: I do not mean to hurt anyone's feelings when their will be stereotypical things about them. This book is just for fun and I do not mean to hurt ANYONE'S feeling! Enjoy the book! p.s. some of this may be off from tumblr!

ARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE!  THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JOKES, SHORT STORIES,RELATABLES,COMEBACKS,TEEN SARCASM,FUNNY MOMENTS,YO MAMA'S,CHUCK NORRIS JOKES,BBUUURRRNNN JOKES,AND MORE!~  BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGE SOME REALLY GOOD ONES IN HERE ARE COPIES OR SHOULD I SAY INSPIRATIONS FROM OTHER TEXTPOST MAKERS.THANK YOU. WANT MORE? JUST ADD THIS TO YOUR LIBRARY AND VOTE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW MY MAIN BITCH! All Rights Reserved (c) SuperKaiSucks WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS BOOK? CLICK THE LINK or COPY PASTE THIS LINK AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS, YOU MIGHT WIN A GIFT BAG FROM THE (c) SuperKaiSucks TEAM! http://goo.gl/forms/b65NV44orv

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.