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Has there ever been a time in your life where you thought "How many really bad clichés are there?" No? Well too bad! Why else are you here, you jerk? I have basically spent the last ten entire minutes collecting horrible cringe-worthy clichés that you may tell your friends over a camp fire or even to a burglar so he looks at you confused until the cops get there. I am the Tri-Star Writer, and get your chocolaty junk food and random carbonated fruity beverage ready to be cringing 'till the black and white milkbeasts come home.