A Book all about my confessions. Don't make fun of me, please or i will go evil and it won't be pretty. For now, ENJOY!!!

Reader: *ding dong* Sammy: I am coming! *walks to the door and opens it* Oh hey, Reader! Reader: *shows the dirty joke of an old cartoon on joke* Video: SNAFU, Situation Normal All Ffffffffffffffffff... All Fouled Up Sammy: LOL Nice! Here is something! *shows my next diary* Reader: Next diary already? Sammy: Yep! Not any kind of diary. Reader: Like what? Sammy: Hilarious stuff like dirty jokes. Welcome to my latest diary everyone! I am glad I got over 7K reads from my last diary. ^^ Thanks a lot for that. So onward to the diary if you please? Entrance is the READ button! Go up!☝

Well this is my diary everyone... ☆~My Achievements!~☆ #769 of Humor 3/11/18 #902 of Humor 3/10/18 #892 of Humor 3/29/18 #743 of Humor 3/31/18 #801 of Humor 4/2/18 #755 of Humor 4/6/18 #699 of Humor 4/8/18 #644 of Humor 4/9/18 #619 of Humor 4/12/18 #528 of Humor 4/13/18 #936 of Humor 4/16/18 #480 of Humor 4/18/18 #884 of Humor 4/19/18 #265 of Humor 4/21/18 #981 of Humor 4/22/18 #359 of Humor 4/23/18 #377 of Humor 4/24/18 #635 of Humor 4/27/18 #561 of Humor 5/1/18 #551 of Humor 5/3/18 #738 of Humor 5/4/18 #230 of Humor 5/5/18 #549 of Humor 5/6/18 #629 of Humor 5/10/18 #873 of Humor 5/11/18

You can ask me anything and of course I will reply my fans coments! (Even tho they will be dragged to watch my concernts *snickers*)

Choromatsu Nii-San thought it would be a good idea if I made one of these! So today I'm gonna share it! I have lots of pictures. Some I didn't even take haha! They're all of me, my friends and family! Enjoy!~ // Admin here. Just a quick warning that we are Blmatsu friendly. There will be nothing too intense but just slight nods.