Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

Harry Potter and the rest of the people at Hogwarts get Facebook!

Percy Jackson has always been different. Even by demigod standards. He had normal demigod problems...dyslexia, ADHD, and monsters. He had normal problems. Bad grades, getting into trouble at school, that kind of stuff. But he was also the son of Poseidon, the subject of two Great Prophecies, the Hero and Savior of Olympus, one of the only living beings...gods included, to survive Tartarus, one of the only demigods to bathe in the Styx, and one of the only beings that ever held the sky. All that makes him different. But now, he was about to delve further into abnormality, when he finds out he has another evil grandfather. This time it isn't an evil, immortal, all powerful Titan Lord that likes eating his kids...just a powerful, evil noseless creep with a freakish, yet hilarious name that somehow makes people flinch. And now, Perseus Jackson, the son of Poseidon, is about to go on his strangest adventure yet...going to Hogwarts School of Magic. Yet another tragically hilarious name. (Look, I know there are a lot of these and it's pretty classic, cliche, and slightly overused, but I promise you readers that this story does not fit into that mold. Give it a shot, and see how it goes. But if anyone steals my plot...I'll feed you to my pet Hellhound :). )

Guess what? Percy has an evil grandfather. No, this time it isn't Kronos...it's a guy named boldy something. Good news is, he's already been defeated. But that doesn't make it much better for Percy. With nightmares plaguing his sleep, he can't afford to leave his girlfriend for more then a few days. But what happens when he's forced to? ---Completed--- I don't think the first few chapters are very good, I'm going to fix them later. So please bare with me, it gets better. I promise. -------- #958 in percyjackson as of November 2019 #272 in crossover October 2023 This book is bae!! ~Nummy122 THIS STORY IS AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSOOOOOOOMMMME ~ShatteringThe4thWall I started cracking up when I read this!!!!😂😂😂 ~TuneMidnightTwilight BEST SORTING ~senpai_satan_llama I love how the author just makes them so badass ~senpai_satan_llama MORE ~Voldemortskid123 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PERCY OH MY GODS ~ SnowyGirlLovesSnow When I saw the update I clicked on it so fast! I'm really enjoying this story xox keep up the good work XD ~Paula4444 I love how Dumbledoor is just like 'I'm keeping them because they are entertaining' ~Grace123411 I know you just updated but here it goes..........UPDATE PLEASE I love your story and would love to read more ~Live4Fandom -------

Naruto, being just a little 5 year old boy, was being attacked by a mob of villagers on his birthday. On that faithful day, he met his first, companion, guardian, and something he wanted for a very long time. He met his first ever Friend.

What if Naruto's parents are still alive but are neglecting Naruto for his twin Sister because she has kyubi chakra each chapter will have at least 1000 words

Naruto was still being abused as usual and he has to take the insults from his comrades as well. He can feel the mask he put on so carefully start to shatter. It was killing him on the inside. He self-harms and no one could hear his cries for help. They all either chose to ignore it or add more pain and misery to his life. He couldn't take it anymore so he tried to commit suicide. Who would find him? Or will it be too late? *** trigger warning ***

Naruto fought to bring sasuke back, a badly injured Naruto drags sasuke's unconscious body back to Konoha. He wasn't expecting a warm welcome but he wasn't expecting things to go bad either. It wasn't going any better in fact it took a turn for the worst. Would people realise their mistakes before something happens to their little blob of sunshine that has always faked his way but suddenly cracked a little? Would everyone be quick enough to realise something was wrong before anything bad happens to him or would they choose to ignore his pleas for help?

Minato and Kushina survived the Kyuubi attack. What if they neglect Naruto for Menma and Naruko? Naruto has been acting all along. What if he has 2 legendary dojutsus? Can summon all the legendary summons that have never been known to Shinobi? Smarter than he seems? Stronger than all the bijus combined? Even stronger than Minato at age 5? Can use all five elements? Finally, what would happen if stopped using his mask after team placements? This is gonna be hella confusing. Warning: Godlike Naruto!! Rated M for language

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)