Doar niste criminali in serie care te privesc la orice pas ai face...Nimic nou!

Deci in aceasta carte vor fi: Freddy-Fabulosul Bonnie-Muratura Chica-Tipa blonda Toy Freddy-Paluga Toy Bonnie:-Baiatul fata Mangle-Tacanita Goldy-Ciudatul BB-Piticul Springy-Jegosul Puppet-Clovnul nigga? XD Restul va urma...

Aici voi scrie parodii auzite sau inventate de mine despre zodii.

Bine ai venit! În acesta carte vom citi alte "cărți minunate" de niște "scriitoare" foarte "talentate". Și ma veți vedea cum ma îmbolnăvesc de diferite boli.

So you're in the Creepypasta fandom and you're considering creating an original character? I hope to God you're aware of such monstrosities- and I'm not talking in the creepy sense- as Nina and Jana the Killers, 'cause if not.... Well, you're fucked. But have no fear! This 'lil guide is gonna help you through the steps of making a Creepypasta OC that'll be scary, likeable and not an emo bitch! (Caution: This will probably condone being bitchy) So what the fuck are you waiting for? Open this up and take notes, you don't want your creation to be the next Yinko.