High school. Where hormones and boring teachers try to make things look more fun or exciting. To hell with these people. The don't even know fun. Fun is vegging on my couch in the dark watching horror films. Let me just clarify that I do have a friend. Her name is Sade Harmony. She is supportive and helps me get over this snide humanity. My name is Silas Ivy. I suppose you could make fun of my name like the others? Sade says, she pictures my name on a tramp stamp. Sade has a weird sense of humor.