Carmichael and Faust: exterminators

The Heartbreak Chronicles

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

The Duke's Daughter -Wattys2014 Collector's Dream Award Winner-

The Duke of Marlborough has signed betrothal contracts on behalf of his daughter, Lady Arianna Kent. But Arianna is not the type to blindly follow her father's biddings. It is not long before Arianna has different plans for her life and as the wedding date draws near, she sets sail for the colonies. Life isn't as easy...

Siren of the Desert

*Formerly known as The Arabian Desert.* He was a cold-hearted bandit with the power to imprison her... Maria disguises herself as a helper boy when Zain, the black-hearted, demonically handsome bandit attacks their prosperous town in the middle of the Arabian Desert and claims it as his own, naming himself sheikh, in...

My Wattpad Booklist

A list of all the stories I've read here on Wattpad. 2ND PART: http://www.wattpad.com/story/19207789-my-wattpad-booklist-part-2

the diary of a bird// f.b.

inside the personal diary of phillip e. byrd. you may have heard of him, he goes by the name flappy bird. here is his story. all rights reserved//wiinters ©

I think I'm in love with a Malfoy.

Fanfic Watty Awards winner 2011. Lily Luna Potter is the only daughter of the famous Harry Potter. It's her fifth year at Hogwarts and her feelings for a certain golden haired Slytherin are starting to surface. He's the son of an ex-deatheater, but for some reason, she can't get him out of her head. Can she resist he...

Finally Living

What would you do if you had a broken family? And when I say broken, I mean shattered. What would you do with an abusive mother? or a sister who lost the light in her eyes years ago? What would you do if your life was taken from you completely? what if school was and has been a living hell for the last 6 years? You wo...

Glass Houses: Shane's Point of View (A Morganville Vampires Fanfic)

Shane's point of view in the Morganville series. Book One: Glass Houses. Dead Girls Dance, Midnight Alley, and Feast of Fools also up. Also, check out my scenes/chapters of Lord of Misrule, Carpe Corpus, Fade Out, Kiss of Death, Ghost Town, Bite Club, Last Breath, Black Dawn, Bitter Blood, Fall of Night, and Daylighte...

Secret Existence (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is goi...

The Seven in High School- Percy Jackson Fanfiction

[ON INDEFINITE HIATUS] Percy, Annabeth, Piper, Jason, Hazel, Frank, and Leo are heading to Goode High School, where the girls are being stalked by guys and Jason is being stalked by a girl that's not backing away, Kylie. Yikes... And when Percy, Leo, and Frank are shunned out of the popular crowd, Percy forms a plan...

Fatal Liaisons

A collection of Draco and Hermione one shots.

Naughty Little Joke Book

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

How to Date a Nerd

(A Leon Walden Story--Sequel to Life as Told by Nerdy) One word. One broken promise. One fateful night. That was all it took to lose her. And I knew we'd never be the same. I wanted to touch her face, hold her hand, to see her smiles again-even if I knew they weren't for me to keep. Now I'm back to square one. I'd mak...

As Told By Nerdy

As if life wasn't hard enough being bullied and treated like garbage all the time; my loathsome, insufferable seat mate just had to come with his "secrets" and torture my every waking hour. What's the big deal you say? Nothing except for the fact that he's some insanely beautiful Greek God under those nerdy glasses. A...

Revolution Live

the story of Merid Ashallyn. When Illian is war torn and borders testy, a resistance is brewing. Sick of the rules and regulations set by Drell and Vrian royals, a small band of outcasts seek to overthrow the monarchy. when a run away attempt goes wrong and Lady Merid Ashallyn in pulled into the revolution's live tea...

Crazy World Laws

Crazy laws from countries around the world that are 100% real and outrageous

That Awkward Moment When...

Hilarious and totally awkward situations

Lol facts :D

Hilarious and random jokes written down as facts

The Missing Marauder: A Harry Potter FanFiction

Sirius Black told Harry that there were four Marauders. He told Harry that his best friends in school were James, Remus and Peter. He told Harry that there were three unregistered Animagi at the time he was at Hogwarts. He lied. There was another, only one other, who Sirius never mentioned. Perhaps because they had a...

Nerd Gone Bad (Complete)

Brooklyn Banks is a nerd. Ever since she was in middle school and junior high, she's been mocked and teased about how she dresses and how she's so smart. It wasn't too bad until Remy Fox showed up. Since then, Remy has been playing pranks on her and embarrassing her to the extreme. One day, Remy does something so bad...

Married to the Prince of Darkness (COMPLETED)

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untru...

Dark Black Magic

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyl...