[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit up with lemons?" "Why would you light shit up? How the fuck do you even light shit up?" "Not literal shit, Sarah." "Oh." - (Copyright © 2016 by vanillaVDE)

[Completed] "I swear I'm not into you, but can you pretend to be my girlfriend every Monday?" Because meeting at a coffee shop isn't cliché and fake dating usually leads to feelings and Monday mornings don't have to be the worst. The Monday Morning Theory: another essentially plotless compilation of conversations and text messages between two girls who just want to get through life amidst creeping exes, college, and a love-hate relationship. (Copyright © 2016 by vanillaVDE)

In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagined. * * * * * As civilization collapses under a relentless wave of zombies, Diane and her friends take shelter in a military base. However, while she's rescuing another survivor, Diane gets bitten by one of the monsters. She hides it and runs away, knowing she only has days left to live. But she soon discovers she isn't turning into a zombie - she's turning into something else. --------- Excerpt: I looked up and stared. My reflection looked back at me in the mirror of the dark room. My eyes were literally glowing, there was no mistaking it. It was not a reflection of light, or any of the other excuses I had used or others had assumed. They were glowing a light sapphire blue color. It was not a bright glow, but it was definitely a glow. Glowing eyes were not normal. Okay, at this point I had to admit it, I was no longer normal. What was I then? For that, I had no answer [[Word count: 495,000]] Copyright August 2016. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *zombie rules* as long as credit is given. Cover was lovingly made by JimenaVivancoo.

If dish soap, rutabagas, and firecrackers aren't an essential part of your zombie apocalypse kit, you better grab them now! Season 1 of The Virus Within (SERIES IS COMPLETED!) * * * * * * * Trinity fights against the bloodthirsty influences of the zombie virus as she searches for her sister, hoping to find her still alive among the scattered survivors. But even if Trinity manages to find her, how will Jess react when she discovers Trinity is a zombie? When a group of survivors gets stranded by a vehicle malfunction, Trinity decides to guide them to safety. Rediscovering her sense of humor was the last thing she ever expected, but it just might be her best defense in keeping her humanity, especially on a zombie-infested road trip with more bad luck than potholes. But time is running out as the third wave of the deadly outbreak rapidly spreads. Trinity must decide if she can trust a backwater scientist who thinks she can help her new friends, all while combating the effects of the virus that threatens to steal what's left of her humanity. Cover designed by Marie Tilmant

Andrea "Andy" De Palma was raised around a gang in which her father organized himself. Italian pride, selling drugs and harming others that stepped in her way was the most she knew. She wanted to be just as notorious as her father. She wanted money like him, a family like him, respect like him and she was going to work hard to get it. Fascinated by her own parents, their love story and how they married at an early age, she wanted a love quite similar. At the age of 22, she's single and enjoying life but also looking for someone she can have a future with. This is when she meets Delaney Hershey, a wealthy, pre-med student who just graduated with her Bachelor's degree. Delaney feels forced by her adopted parents to become a doctor. With a sharp tongue, a poisoned attitude and the smarts of a Harvard student, Delaney takes a break from school and moves away from her parents to live a riskier life. "A1: The Don" follows Andy and Delaney through a wild, brutal ride of constant changes within their lives.

Maxim "The Nox" Nightingale, also known as Noxious is a competitive, untroubled and energetic fighter of the Ultimate Fighting Championship(UFC). Since her debut, just a year ago, she has shown all of her competitors and watchers of the UFC why she is one the best mixed martial arts fighters in the country of America. She travels the world to fight other competitors and maintain her winning streak. Even though, there's countless hours of training Maxim finds time to go out and party. There's hardly a night that Maxim isn't out clubbing or hanging out with a group of A-List celebrities. Lavender Forrester is a normal girl, despite her name, and she has somewhat normal friends. Nearly every day she works at a coffee shop downtown. Day in and day out, she serves rude customers who can't look up from their tablets, cell phones, or newspapers for a second to say "Thank you" once she delivers their items. Lavender is known be shy by most of her friends, but she still has undeniable sex appeal. Even with her shyness, she can turn nearly any man or woman on, and make them do anything she asks. Though she doesn't like to use her sex appeal, sometimes it's nearly damn necessary. Every other night, she likes to unwind at a club or two with her very few friends. Lavender has no idea what she wants to do with her life. She's actually pretty lost in New York City. Her friends, drugs, alcohol, and the frequent endeavors with both men and women are the only things that keeps her going. She's lost in what seems like a jungle, can Maxim help her gain some sense of purpose? Inspired by the song "Jungle" by Jon Bellion.

Marina Shah lives her life as if she's a normal person. She has a gorgeous fiancée, six outstanding friends and a job, which she loves, at her family's bakery. Every day, she spends time in a lesbian coffee shop called The Amazon, enjoying the company of her friends. Many people know Marina as an honest and kind individual, but what no one knows, including her friends and her fiancée, is that she's secretly a contracted killer. Nyx Amor could get any girl that she sets her eyes on. They were all wooed by her gorgeous looks, her suave manners and her sense of humor. If that wasn't enough, she was over-zealously wealthy. Everyone believes she's so wealthy because her parents own huge businesses in her place of birth, Melbourne, Australia. What no one knows is that she was cut off by her parents, before moving to Miami and becoming a contract killer to keep money coming in. Even though, the Marina and Nyx have never met each other, they have more in common including mutual friends and their occupation. After an invitation from their mutual friends, Nyx shows up at The Amazon and after a few cups of coffees, smirks and prolonged glares, the two of them realize that they may be falling for each other.

Zen "Jersey" Sinatra is an outspoken, wild, and spontaneous individual. She talks a bunch of shit, and has a pack of friends to back it up for her. Zen is one of the biggest tattoo artists in Los Angeles. She owns her own tattoo shop that never has a slow day. Most would say that Zen is living the life. She lives in a penthouse suite (paid by her ex-mafia affiliated father), owns her own business, and can get any girl she likes. The only thing Zen is committed to is her job, her friends, and her family. Never has Zen been in a committed relationship, and she believes she never will. Well, that's until a troubled Finley Wood shows up.

Channing Blackwood is an unstoppable, problematic nineteen-year-old girl who refuses to learn her lesson. After barely completing high school, Channing spent most of her time in her parents' basement. With no job, all the vexed teen did was smoke with her friends, terrorize the local neighborhood and woo hot women. But after nearly getting arrested for the umpteenth time, her parents are fed up. Her mom takes notion and sends Channing off to Richdale Academy, an organization in which sheltered troublesome young women and taught them how to better themselves. Richdale Academy introduces Channing to nine girls, ranging from ages eighteen to twenty-one, in which all landed in Richdale for obscene behavior. Blair Cadwell was sent away by her evil step-mother at the age of eighteen, all because she may or may not have nabbed a hundred bucks from the evil witch's purse. Being labeled as a thief, she agreed and signed over the papers to be enrolled into Richdale Academy. Now, she was nineteen and was in the institution for nearly a year, but it was far better than having to live under the same roof of her step-mother. For the most part, Blair was a pretty innocent soul, despite the somewhat frequent swears and the underage drinking; but by being in Richdale Academy, the society looked at her as a delinquent, just like all the others. Paramount is about ten young women whose lives change forever after a lightning strike. With the power of the strike, the girls who were deemed detrimental to the society becomes heroines. Paramount consists of a main female cast of characters, lesbian romance, action, adventure, humor, badass superpowers and one, wicked villainess. Inspired by American Horror Story: Coven.

Athena Merrick is a Chicagoan with seven siblings trying to survive in a dangerous neighborhood while Kai West is a drug lord at the age of 22. Kai is known to be relentless, murderous and unapologetic but can one look at Athena change her whole state of being? 'Immoral Deeds' is a story filled with a bunch of laughs, but also drama. Influenced by the Showtime television series, 'Shameless', this story addresses sensitive topics, contains offensive terms and makes crude jokes. Only mature individuals should read on.