After being ceremoniously dumped by the girl of his dreams, basement-dwelling Brodie Bryce holds a garage sale, hoping to sell everything that reminds him of of the one that got away. But as he purges his life of all things 'Rene', he gets caught up in the sentiment of trinkets and trash, and recalls the best and worst moments of their relationship.

one of the biggest problems of being a teenage girl is that you're a teenage girl. ruby dillinger isn't special or anything, but she has her fair share of nanoscale problems — seducing josh kitsey, one-upping ruby lee, passing PE, combatting monsters of the boyish-white kind, her best friend going on a bible-bumping retreat into a third-world country for the next two months, and saving her sister from being roped into a terrorizing girl gang. (ok im doing elisa's challenge like 5 months late w/e) humor #158 teen fic #232