The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

18 year old Raphael moves to a new city. And he meets a girl who happens to be his neighbor. He starts to like her. But there is a guy named Anthony who is a professional boxer. And Anthony likes her too. What will happen next? And who is the girl?