Because I come up with these at random ass times and want to share them with everyone.

!!DISCONTINUED!! Please do not comment how bad/insensitive/short any of the chapters are, I KNOW. I could easily rewrite them, but, frankly, I dislike the idea of completing or continuing this book. Do not ask me to do so. (Mainly gender neutral, sometimes they aren't) (Cover art is by princeofmints on tumblr)

oK, well I was watching Zombeh Attack 1, 2, and 3 and I told two of my friends: "Off topic but I kinda want to make a seriously shitty zombeh X Edd fan fiction." And they said "DO IT." And "TECHYCRYSTALS Y E S." So um, ok this is smut. Have fun .-.

Soooo lets just say these few things, highschool,cool kid,bullies,love,crap... In one book!!! Magic right?!?!

Mostly x readers, planning to do some popular ships within the fandom to make everyone happy!

You ask a question and Tord will shoot U! Nah, just kidding, Tord will answer friendly. 2020: Now Baby Tord is not that baby, yet acts like one✨

Ask questions to your favorite commie and Jahovahs Witness

"I'm never going to fall in love." - ✓ On-Going - (eddsworld/eddtord)

The story starts with an altered ending to the End: Part 2. When Edd goes to find Tord after Tom shot down his giant robot with his harpoon gun. Edd soon realizes his feelings but it's too late and he doesn't know when he will see Tord again.