If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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Grace is Sweet, simple and way too sarcastic. She doesn't like to be rude to people but, she stands for her friemds and family no matter what. Cameron is Badass, law breaker who doesn’t believe in love and has no intrest in girls whatsoever. ‘Love is perfect waste of time’ he likes to say. You put the cocky badass and the queen of sarcasm together, with some twists and turns..and what have we got? An unforgettable rollercoaster ride full of fun, arguments, fights, laugh riots and much more! This isn’t just any cliché, this is father and mother of all clichés!

PUBLISHED BOOK UNDER PASTRYBUG - Instead of being head-over-heels in love with each other like Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, sina Rome Montague at Julie Capulet naman ay "head-over-bato-ng-sapatos" ang drama. Pero nang dahil sa "catsup at saging" at sa isang maling eksena ay bigla-biglang itinakda ang kanilang kasal. Inakala kasi ng parents nila na may nangyari sa kanila nang abutan sila ng mga ito sa isang "maselang" eksena-si Rome, hubad-baro habang "nakapatong" kay Julie na nakatapis lang ng tuwalya. Sa inis at pagkagulat ni Julie, sa halip na sabihin kung ano ang totoong nangyari ay kumampi pa si Rome sa parents nila, na kinontra naman niya. Pero hindi nakinig ang parents nila, sa halip ay nagbigay pa ng deal: The thing is, kapag hindi sila nagkasundo ay ipapakasal sila. Pero kung magkakasundo naman sila ay hindi sila ikakasal. Which is which?

Muriel was forced by her Boss to be her son's PRETEND GIRLFRIEND because of one reason- her VOICE. His Ex and her voice sounds very alike. Ang tanging konsolasyon lamang niya ay hindi siya nakikita ng binata. He will not recognize her. He lost his sight in a car accident after his Ex left him And her MISSION- convince him to undergo the surgery. Sana nga ganon lang iyon kadali... But for her to accomplish her mission, she will need a lot of PATIENCE. Will she be able to survive without involving her own feelings? All rights reserved 2013 alexisse_rose© Highest rank achieved: #1 in Romance