Comedy Gold
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Holding onto You by UnsinkableShips
UnsinkableShips
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When Helena finds a phone on the night train, she decides to text the first number in the list of contacts in order to figure out who it belongs to. ***** Helena Santos hasn't had the easiest life. At twenty-one, she's the legal guardian of her teenage sister, in the final year of her nursing degree, and working night shifts at her small-town's local bar. And things get a lot more complicated when she finds a phone on the train home and decides to text the first number in the list of contacts, in hopes of tracking down its owner. That contact? Adam Bauer; the charismatic, sweet, and refreshingly honest older brother of the person who lost their phone. As the two continue talking, they can't ignore the chemistry and growing feelings between them, but life is never that simple. To make things work, Helena and Adam need to juggle a troubled sister, a meddlesome ex-boyfriend, and one fat lawsuit - all intent on keeping them apart. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]] Content and/or Trigger Warning: This story contains swearing, mature themes, and sexual content.
Trapped In Me by Hersheys_1602
Hersheys_1602
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"I'm not a robot, but I also doubt that I'm human either." I want to voice my thoughts, but I can't. I want to live my life the way I wish to, but I can't. I want to save all these people who're dying from my hands, but I can't. All because of a stupid experiment. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Lorenzo Forrest was living the life of a superstar, as she herself was one. With her pretty face and amazing acting skills, impressing people was never too hard for her. But she had never expected this to be her biggest flaw. Hours and hours of hard work, screaming, and crying had transformed her into something new. Something different. Something similar to a mindless killing machine. She thought that she'd have to stay this way for the rest of her life and that she was caged in herself. Until one of her Facebook followers cut the right wire and ignited hope of living a normal life in her again. NOTE: It's a Science Fiction story, mixed with humor, adventure, and a pinch of romance.
Fraternizing with the Enemy by hyrule
hyrule
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(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx
Project Fat Suit by not_present
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Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?