Ah young love, isn't it sweet? The sweetly scented flowers, the stolen kisses and cozy cuddles by the warm fireplace... don't you just love it? Doesn't everyone? Meet someone who doesn't. Claire Anderson. And every thing she does is based on two things. Facts and logic. So when asked if she thinks true love is real? Her simple, blatant answer is... no. Claire doesn't just think it isn't real... no, she KNOWS that true love is a fantasy and is unrealistic. So what happens when a certain someone moves across the street? Two people with secrets, issues, and a past they hope to hide, will find each other and change their perception of how they see the world. Will Claire's 'full proof' theory be proven wrong?

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

She's finally begun to move on. She's happy. So what happens when he comes back? On top of her Dad's constant 'wanting to get to know her'? Drama. Lots and lots of drama. This is the sequel to Extraordinary Ordinary.

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.

What happens when two completely opposite people collide? When Bethany Abbott meets Isaac, her life is turned upside down. Isaac is what people call a typical player. While Bethany, is what people call a classic nerd. Bethany has a mission to stay away from her "distraction" and focus on fulfilling her mom's last wish. Although, things don't go exactly as she planned. A/n: just finish this book. I know it's not the best and there are a lot of mistakes. I promise the second one gets better.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?