They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ first reached #1 in satire on july 27, 2026 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.

2013-2014 "You don't know me, no one does," I said in a voice just above a whisper. "Then let me in, I want to know you," he exclaimed clutching onto my arms so I couldn't escape. I looked into his eyes that were swirling with so much emotion, "I'm- I'm messed up.." "I don't care, everyone's messed up!" He threw his hands up in frustration letting go of me. "I'm more than others," I said quietly turning around and starting to walk off. "Jackie, I love you!" He called desperately. I smiled halfheartedly, "If only that was true." **-**-**-**-**-** Jackie used to be that kid that got picked on and that had no friends. Until a boy changed her life. It's senior year of a new school, Jai Boarding School. In her last school she was the Bad Girl to the bullies. She doesn't stand Players, Cheats, Bullies and Queen Bitches. She's the one that's everyone's scared of but secretly like. Will that change at her new school? And who will she meet?

Alpha Darren Hale of Moonstone Pack has been searching for his mate for four years, he's beginning to lose hope. Little does he know, he'll soon find his mate, tiny brunette Blaire. But she turns out to be hard to handle for her tiny size. Highest Ranking: #7 in Werewolf

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? What happens when you wake up in Vegas married? Well, you try to figure out what the hell happened then go from there. For Mikaela Nero, there is no going back. Her newly acquired husband makes her an offer she has no choice but to accept. What motives will she find along the way? What will she discover about herself?

Cali Wilson desperately needs money. She had her father's gigantic gambling debt and 4 months overdue rent to pay. When she saw a job opening that offered a place to stay and your choice of salary, she immediately applied. She expected her debt to be paid, but what she didn't expect was her life to be turned completely upside down. Meet Christian Wright, the only son and successor of Wright Corporations. Born with the brains, the looks, and the money- he was the total package. Except there was one problem: his personality. Not only was he rude, self-centered and arrogant, he also had an extremely short temper. Employees were fired for little things like being a minute late to a tiny typo in a report. Everyone in the company knew about his horrible personality and avoided him as if he was the devil himself. When his personal secretary is fired for the 3rd time that month and nobody wanted to be the replacement, the Human Resources department had no choice but to give an outrageous offer just to get someone on the job as soon as possible. What will happen when these two are brought together? #3 in Romance [05.03.16] **warning- this story was one of the first ones I've ever written on Wattpad so there is a lot of room for improvements

★★★TOP 5 WATTPAD ROMANCE NOVEL (reached #5)!★★★ When Sera's new art teacher mistakes her for a model and demands that she strip naked, sparks start to fly. Will Mr Marek be able to keep his student at arm's length after seeing everything she has to offer? His Model Student is the latest SIZZLINGLY HOT student-teacher romance from Noël Cades.

★★TOO HOT AND FORBIDDEN FOR WATTPAD TO FEATURE!★★ TOP 25 WATTPAD ROMANCE (reached #23)! Catholic school teacher Carl Spencer faces a crisis of faith when he falls for his student Juliet: how can he resist the temptation to be with her? Juliet, a girl with a troubled past, makes a bet that she can seduce hot new Latin teacher Mr Spencer, a devout Christian. But while Mr Spencer wrestles with his faith as he tries to resist his growing attraction to Juliet, she's starting to realise that it's becoming more than just a game for her. Temping Her Teacher is now available in SPANISH: "Tentando A Su Maestro". Visit @jolielune to read it or go direct to this link: https://www.wattpad.com/story/89378025-tentando-a-su-maestro ***Exciting news for Turkish readers! @BraNil4 is planning to do a Turkish language translation of Tempting Her Teacher: "Çekiçi öğretmenim"***

She's going to be mine and only mine -Adam Ashford ************************ Isabelle she has had a hard life since she was young she doesn't know who her dad is and her mom is a alcoholic, beats and makes her strip dance for drug money Adam is a really really hard headed billionaire fires the first person that say no to him until Isabelle come in to his life with a crash What happens when they both meet and he try to be hardheaded and boss her will a flare spark or would she try to stay away from him

"Why don't you go back to Hell?" I spat, fury boiling in the pit of my stomach. A dry smile played on his lips. "Haven't you heard, Cupcake? The Devil has yet to enter the realms of Hell." Follow the tale of Demi Lawson and Aidan Benson as they each tear down the stone wall the other has hid behind for one too many years... One beautiful, fucked up brick at a time. • • • • • WARNING: This story contains mature language/swearing, somewhat intense scenarios, clichés here and there, and a roller coaster of emotions. You're free to enter, but do so at your own risk. ****ALSO: This story is centered around eating disorders. If you're easily triggered by such material I would advise you don't read!**** © XxJessInfinityxX 2015 {Highest Standing: #2 on Teen Fiction) {Cover by: JuneMidnight}

All Kiana wanted was a night out to forget about her cheating ex boyfriend. Instead, she ended up getting shackled to a vampire with a bad attitude for eternity as his slave, replacing her cheating ex with a guy that has an even more despicable track record. Still, she makes an effort to go about having a normal life with the annoying vamp addition--aka the unwanted, unwelcome, undead deadweight--she's now bonded to, until she quickly gets in over her head and pulled into even more trouble that she definitely did not sign up for. **Currently undergoing editing**