Texts from yours truly... Dangan Ronpa and Super Dangan Ronpa 2 characters! What would happen if our beloved Ultimates (and Hajime, the normal ahoge boy) texted each other? Want an answer? Read the story, if you dare! What a despairbly hopeful adventure this will be ;D haha...ha. Warning: ~ May have spoilers ~ Most of the texts are from my mind BUT I will include some texts I found on various websites and credit them if I can ~ LOTS OF RANDOMNESS ~ There will be some ship pairings in this book, so no hate if you dislike a certain ship(s) ~ Togami will certainly not acknowledge your existence during the time before, during, and after you read this story ~ Nagei is the Ahoge king ~ Komaeda will certainly not run for anyone OR anything...besides hope....and for Hajime... ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ***Requests are welcomed! Have one? Comment below or message me, and I'll try to fulfill your wish as soon as possible*** *Trashy cover picture, made by your awesomely awesome author... me (aka KomaHinaForever)*

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO! Komaeda: Komaeda yes! • • • • • • • • • • I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect): 1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda. 2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless you want her to re-challenge you to a duel and beat you up all over again). 3) Don't kidnap...or should I say 'petnap' Gundam's hamsters. Gundam: You fool! They're not merely hamsters, they're my Four Dark Devas of Destruction muhaahaa! Me: ...Got it! 4) Unless you want a .45 caliber bullet in you, I would not recommend calling Fuyuhiko short or a baby-faced gangsta. #FuyuhikoDoesntMessAround And last but not least, is rule number 5! 5) Don't steal any of Aoi's donuts. There will be more rules as time goes on!

Ibuki has been setting up some blind dates. But she never really was good at scheduling was she? Hopefully things will work themselves out though. It's got some swearing in it (Fuyuhiko should really watch his language), so if you're bothered by that kind of stuff, you probably shouldn't read this. The characters are Sonia, Fuyuhiko, Gundham and Peko. Ibuki and one other character make an appearance too.

On a rainy day, Sonia Nevermind is browsing the web when she stumbles on the blog of a certain animal breeder...