"You know, it wasn't really nice of you to kill me last week." His eyes widened once they'd landed on me, his legs almost giving out on him. "I-I saw you die with my own eyes. How are you-how are you still-" I rolled my eyes. "You can't just ask people why they're still alive. That's just rude." *** There are three aggravating misconceptions about Hisato Takahashi. 1. That he's Chinese 2. That he's Korean 3. That he's superhero material When he discovers that he has the only one superpower he'd never want to have, hell breaks loose, and his life becomes more complicated than his own messed up mind. An unstable mess of a teenager with a superpower he absolutely positively despises? Definitely not good news. Meanwhile, Freya; Middleport Police Department's little secret, has enough control over her revolutionary powers to bewilder anyone blocking her way. When she's assigned on a new mission, events take a different turn, and her discoveries lead to something way more serious than she'd ever imagined. One thing's for sure, the city of Middleport is in for one hell of a ride-and so are you, my friend.

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.

Vincent is your typical high school nerd, whose world was limited by books, chemistry and a possessive girlfriend. But accidentally stumbling upon the masked star Artemis inside his school was the last of all his plans. Cause Artemis is an anonymous internet sensation, known for her out-of-the-world music. Vincent knew secrets always need more secrets to keep them a secret. Thus he didn't want any part of the secret that has now landed in his hands. But Artemis is hell-bent on keeping her identity a secret, even if it meant threatening Vincent by exploiting his innocence and honesty. Even so, time and love soon proved that it's tough for the star to keep her secret. Cause every secret has a price and Artemis had to pay her own.

(Now being rewritten as Milkshakes And Big Breaks) Sometimes, chasing your dreams can take you far away. In this case, Bridgit Thompson is already on her way out of this galaxy. She's ready to do anything in this whole world to be a popular, well known writer. One fateful day, she gets locked in the school library along with four other students. These students, however, share the same dream of wanting to be popular. When the five of them start receiving mysterious messages with clues that can help them reach their goals, everything changes drastically. They just have to follow the rules: as soon as they solve the clues, as soon as they'll be popular. An aspiring writer, a dream actor, an electronics freak, a makeup junkie, and a future singer doing the most stupid and dangerous things so they can be popular. Sounds like a perfect plan...for idiots, of course. Note: I am NOT a professional writer, but I try to correct my mistakes. I do NOT own the cover photo. I edited it, but it wasn't taken by me.