in which the weekend pizza guy shows up at a bossy blonde girl's house and gets yanked into a fake relationship "Two large pepperoni pizzas?" "Yea, I won't be needing those. Do you have a girlfriend" "Yea I--" "It doesn't matter, pretend to be my boyfriend and come on. Leave the hat and the pizza!" "Okay but--" "Actually, bring the pizza." LITERALSABBATH © 2016

Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56