Ever wondered how to play off your greatest enemies own words to defy them? Or how to prank someone without using million dollar items? What about getting out of being grounded? I can teach it all to you! It's 100% guaranteed to work! Well, I can't promise the grounding part, it kind of depends on your parents, but you sure as sherbert ice cream can try. Of course, it takes true talent to be as obnoxious as moldy cheese that ISN'T supposed to be moldy, but with lots of hard work and determin- Aw to tartarus with that; there's only one rule to obnoxiousness: don't hold back the tidal wave of snark. Ride it. Ride it like a dolphin.

This is sort of a collection of all the challenges, or things I'm tagged in, and such. I might post some of my many drawings or artistic renderings here as well. Enjoy,

Once upon a time, there were two twin sisters, merely hours old. In order to save them, their parents sacrificed themselves. The children were separated, one of the girls went to a king, whose wife found her in on the bank of a stream in dirty rags with her dead father laying beside her. The other was found in the middle of a field by a peasant. The girls mother was never seen again. The daughters were as different from on each other as day and night, yet they both had the same secret. One day a great evil came over the land, and crept into the darkest corners of the peaceful kingdom. The two sisters find each other, and discovering the truth about their past, they must band together in order to stop the fast spreading evil, but wall after wall springs in their way. Can they overcome their differences and defeat the evil? Or will they end up being the ones who destroy their world?

Eduluxe does her best to fit in among the queen's ladies in waiting. It's not easy of course, but she has an unusual secret that no one can know which makes life as the invisible servant nearly impossible. But when a crazed madman bursts into the royal hall screaming about assassins and the end of the world as they knew it, Eduluxe is forced to make a choice. Believe this madman and risk exposing herself? Or ignore him and try to live her life in peace? Whichever she chooses she must choose quickly, because she keeps seeing a shadowed figure who stalks her, yet disappears whenever she tries to catch them.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

When Caroline first signed up to be a part of the new cruise liner Resilient's crew, she never expected the ship to sink in the near arctic, nor did she expect to meet her collage sweetheart just before the ship goes down. Then again, who would expect such a thing to happen in the middle of nowhere on a ship that couldn't sink.

Hatchling number eighteen wasn't supposed to be special. She was supposed to be submissive and bow down to do whatever the masters told her to do. But she doesn't exactly like to follow the rules. While being trained to fight as a steed for war, she meets many older dragons who are beaten down, bedraggled, and caged, but they all seem to be full of hope whenever she passes by, and whispers break out behind her in the tongue of dragons; whispers that tell of the prophesied one coming at last. Can she free her fellow dragons from whatever terrible curse the masters have cast upon them? And what of the war, that has been going on for twenty generations of dragons? Can she prevent it from ever happening again? Or will she be the one who dooms the whole of dragon kind, and leaves the world to burn?

Trinity never asked to be chosen. In truth, she just wanted to love someone, who would love her right back, even though she was sick all the time. She never asked to be a hero; but when a strange boy shows up at her door and declares she's going to save the world, she has no choice but to get up, and try to save the lives of her fellow man. On the way, she learns countless secrets about the world, and even discovers the shocking secret that her companion has.