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Call me Different *ON HOLD* by CarlyMills
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*Sequel to Call Me Crazy* Note - You do not have had to read the first book (Call Me Crazy) to understand this, but it is recommended for background information. 16 years after Lucas and Charotte had their daughter Ella, she is about to embark on her first summer camp, with her best friend Jay. A few months away from her beloved but overprotective parents, surrounded by other teenage wolves, with a beach and more freedom than she could imagine sounds perfect to Ella. But, there are a few marks on this perfect picture... One, for example, being the fact that despite her age, Ella hasn't shifted yet. With her mother being human, the chances of her being a werewolf are 50/50, but as the only child of the alpha, and the only wolf ever heard of to be 16 and still not shifted, there is a lot of pressure on her. Throw into the mix boys, mates, a touch of delinquency and a whole lot of mischief, and you'll find Ella's summer that determines everything, for better or for worse.
Hate My Mate{Watty Awards 2012} by Missliteraura
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"Whatever you're doing, you gotta have fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing it a whole hell of a lot wrong, my motto on life." I smiled, feeling giddy. The two looked at me and thought of how good friends we could be. The Alpha, the Beta and the Omega, it sounds nice. "Tamya you are-" Ryder began but suddenly someone crashed through the door, not only throwing it off its hinges but splitting it in half. "Where the hell is she?" Eric looked like one of those cartoon characters with steam shooting out of his ears. He took a look around, obviously searching for something, someone. He look mental, even more mental me, if that's even possible. Finally his eyes landed on something and he looked more grounded and I finally realized what he was looking for. "Tamya." He managed to growl out looking straight at me. He stomp over and stood there looking down at me. He looked like he was about to sprout fur and go all wolf on my butt. "Hi?" I asked and he looked a little calmer at that. "Where were you?" He snarled looking angry so I did what any self-respecting and rational person would do. l went all ninja on his ass and knocked him to the ground, "Obviously I was here since that was where you found me. Duh." "What is wrong with you? We're mates, you were supposed to fall head over heels with me, not try to beat me up and start a rival pack." He growled in frustration only succeeding in making me burst out into a fit of giggles. He glared making me laugh harder than before. Messing with this kid is amusing. "Love is living up to another person's expectations of what they feel you should be. Does that sound like me?" I asked. "Not at all." I heard the three boys chorused. I knew I was special, they all know who's the boss. Moi.
Persuade me Mr Alpha {Re- editing} by InWonderLandAgain
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{Completed} Katherine loved her new life, her new pack and most of all her boys! They welcomed her into their pack three years ago when she ran away. What happens when Katherine's old pack, whom she ran away from three years ago, have to come live with her and her new pack? The pack, that hated her, bullied her and made her run away. Long gone is the chubby, quiet and not-so-pretty Katherine now she's a bad ass, feisty and hot. Is that enough to keep her from getting hurt again? Especially when she has to see the one that made her cry, feel pathetic and made her run; her mate Colton the Alpha who rejected her. {Book Trailer made by @Kimbasgirl}
Dumb Fanfic Moments by directioneriswhoIam
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From "those shining orbs" to "doing it with a complete stranger whom he met at a bar", these moments have been noticed by me, and I've seem to notice that these moments have been repeatedly mentioned in a fanfic or an imagine. (This is also in dedication to @snugglenarry, who inspired me to do this book) (Please note: I do NOT hate One Direction. I AM OBSESSED with them. So, don't get the wrong idea) Hope I made you laugh or something. Enjoy! :D
Scared Alpha  (Edited) Complete by XxDinkyxX
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"Are you rejecting me?" I ask, whispering as my heart was breaking into a million pieces. "No." he answers. "I...uh...huh...what?" I stutter. It didn't make sense. Why is he saying we can't be together but not reject me? "I just can't be with you." he says with a straight face, no emotion. "Then reject me." I tell him. "No, and you will not reject me!" he growls at me. "Wanna bet?" I start. "I order you not to reject me!" he growls, cutting me off. Edited by@callmelenaa
The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1) by demonicblackcat
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Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX
Big Alpha's (Sequel) by thewriterangelax
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-Sequel to 'Little Omega' The Alpha's are back. George and Holly are happily married, nothing can stop them from being together. Well that only happens in fairy tales. There's always going to be one crazy Alpha just looking for revenge, along with a familiar face that Holly and George both hoped they would never see again. Join Holly and George as they go through a lot drama, love, pain and did I mention a lot drama?
I Broke His Nose When I Was Five...2: Zoe's Story. by reedperson
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I Broke His Nose When I Was Five. Love at First Sight? Not So Much...(A.M.S) COMPLETED!  by reedperson
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You Know What They Say. Karma's A Bitch by SamLoveheartr
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Just to be clear. I wasn't one of those mates, who were abused, bullied, beaten by her pack. Because well... That's sad and way to common this day and age. No, so really I don't understand how this all came about. You know? One minute you're super excited about the Luna making your favorite apple pie, and you're sneaking a piece at night, next the future Alpha is behind you scaring the crap out of you, next thing you know you're on his bed, having the best night of your existence, then lastly. You wake up to his girl yelling at him, and he shouts. 'GIVE ME A MINUTE I HAVEN'T EXACTLY GOTTEN TO THE REJECTING PART!' Did I say lastly? Oh no. It didn't end there. Life just said, OH! You're enjoying your life. Well. *SLAP* Not fucking anymore. But you know what? Karma's a fucking bitch. ~ "While not everyone can see what I can. What I see, can see everyone." -Check out: To Whom it May Concern. A new story I've been working on for the longest time. Thanks!