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a parody of the amazing song called Cake by Melanie Martinez.

*edit: I made this forever ago. it's super cringey and doesn't follow anything.. srs m8s, have fun cringing* Hi, so this is my first ever book/fanfic. I hope you enjoy! It's been 7 months since the dragons left you and you've been searching for other dragon slayers until you stumble across Fairy Tail..... And a handsome pink haired dragon slayer. Will he feel the same way? You'll have to read to find out! DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own any of the Fairy Tail characters, they belong to Hiro Mashima. I do NOT own you either, you belong to you. But I do, in fact, own Caramel and Francis. *edit: I made this forever ago. it's super cringey and doesn't follow anything.. srs m8s, have fun cringing*