Stop. Seriously, just stop with all these cliche's. Don't write these please. I beg of you, stop all of the repition. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *POSSIBLE RANT WARNING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All of these entries are my personal opinions. I'm not forcing them on you. If you don't agree with them then stop reading this. Don't send me hate if our opinions are different. Please keep any negativity OFF of this book altogether. Everyone has opinions and I understand that, but this book is about MY opinion on things I find cliché about Naruto fanfics. You disagree, alrighty, stop reading it. You don't need to tell me that "I'm wrong" or that you disagree in the comments. I will delete negative and disagreeing comments. It's not as a rude gesture or me saying your opinion doesn't matter. It's me doing what's best for myself mentally. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is all!

A random book about the hateful things in this community.

~Rewrite and edit of this story is called Misery Looms.~ Mysterious murders had plagued Central for a couple of weeks and the military doesn't know who was killing people or how. Roy assigned Ed to investigate into the murders, but while doing so Ed gets badly injured. Now, forced to live with Roy, will Ed find out who injured him and why or will it remain a mystery? Will Roy and the rest of the military find out who's been killing all these people or will the answers be lost in the dark? (Parental Roy/Ed, a little bit of Roy/Riza.) Sequel to Fullmetal Vampire is Nightmare.

Naruto writes to a mother he has never known.

Kankuro gives Gaara a birthday present he will never forget.

Naruto Uzumaki is the Hidden Leaf's Ultimate Trickster. But now the townspeople want their well deserved revenge.

It's the end of team seven. Forever. (Only 7 chapters)

Konohagakure Academy is owned by one of the world's richest people. It is a high-class school that only accepts the best students. No one knows just how insane the students are. Sakura's education privileges and opportunities are threatened when she finds herself together with the famous Uchiha Sasuke, a down-to-earth jerk, and the infamous Uzumaki Naruto, a guy who can practicallycause trouble with every step. All Kiba and Ino ever wanted was to get their crushes' attention, but then the new kids got in the way. Hinata, shunned and called weak, has been trying to make herself even stronger for the sake of her father, then suddenly, she finds the inspiration to. Tenten has just faced a death of her aunt, and now she's going to a normal school with her newfound comrade, Neji (which may or may not be a bad thing). But now they've got new problems to face: a broken alliance, the reformation of the Akatsuki, a power-hungry snake plotting against them, and a betrayal of a friend. Konohagakure is indeed a fine school that prepares them for the future, but it can do nothing to prevent the past from coming back and haunting them.

My quotable quotes are quotable! So I`ll put notable notes with my quotable quotes to make my notes quotable! A book of inspirational quotes!