*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Many ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*

Alexianna and Mistletoe are the daughter's of Santa Claus and grew up with Tyler and Tiana (the children of the Tooth Fairy), Brielle and Peter (the children of the Easter Bunny), and Sandra and Jonas (the children of the Sandman). Nothing exciting really ever happened to them because everytime their parent's had a job/quest, they were forced to stay at one of their place's to make sure they were safe from the Boogeyman. But when their parent's get taken by Pitch, Alex need's not only Jack's help, but the help of a few friend's along the way. Will everyone get their Happily Ever After? Or will Alex's world and family never be the same?