Bill wanted someone to care for and share his knowledge with, just between the two of them. But Bill never wanted a lover, being a demon was an advantage because they were a mix of both genders. Then when it's almost time for the baby to come, Stanford enters and banishes Bill into a deep place into the mindscape. After the banishment the container hatches and a baby boy is born, so Stanford gives the demon child to his relatives to care for along with their new born baby girl to be raised human. Dipper and Mable's first summer is almost about to end, but Dipper shines some black light over Bill's page and finds out he has a son. With the emotions of betrayal and distrust lingering on him how will he handle what's to come. Now that Bill's back he wants his Son no matter what! And Bill has a way of knowing where he is. Join them for a life of fun and conflict! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS!!! Or the pics and music :p P.s the is BoyxBoy relationships in here, leave now if you don't like Under cleaning at the moment

(This is a sequel to The Princesses I Met On The Internet,so please go and read that first or else this story might not make any sense to you!) All of the characters are aged 18+ in this fanfic) Star and Sear Butterfly are enjoying their days at Echo Creek High on the mainland, miles and miles away from Mewni and their royal duties, living with their beloved Marco Diaz and his friends, all whilst still competing for his heart. The atomsphere in the school is the same as it's always been, well that is until Star's parents call her and Sear back to Mewni... The princesses said that they would be gone for three days at most, but what happens when Star and Sear are still not by Marco's side in a week's time? And if that wasn't enough, Tom and Toffee are slinking around Echo Creek High and the Safe Kid can't help but think there is some connection between them and the princesses disappearance. Are Tom and Toffee the ones behind this? Did something terrible happen in Mewni? Does Star still insist on keeping her music career a secret?

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

(An AU Starco story) (All of the characters are aged 18+ in this fanfic) 'Marco Diaz isn't your Average Joe. Which is sort of obvious really, because, of course, his name isn't actually Joe, for starters' 17 year old Marco Diaz never really thought that his life could get anymore boring. The same, old repetitive routine everday at the same old boring Echo Creek High Boarding School ... You'd be destined to go crazy with a lifestyle like that! Luckily for him, Marco comes across a girl, his age on the Internet. Her name is Star Butferfly and she comes from the country, Mewni? Regardless of her strange heritage, Marco and Star find out that they share quite a lot of common interests and soon our protagonist is finding his conversations with Star the highlights of his day! So when she Star announces that she's transferring over to his school; it can only mean things are going to get REALLY hectic! Will Marco be able to handle his new, sought-after exciting life with this colourful character or will Star's secret ruin their friendship?

I have quite a lot of pent up anger.