People call me anon but you could call me tonight ;) if perfection had another name they would call it anon Hey there! yes you. if youre looking to use clever and witty pick up lines to use for flirting the you've come to the wrong place BUT if you're looking for somethink to laugh and joke about to your friends then you found the right place

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

Exactly what the title says . . . Book 2 is OUT NOW, completed, with 100 MORE pick up lines for you to enjoy! Book 3 is OUT NOW, with 30 HALLOWEEN pick up lines!!

And all that good stuff [Dirty ones included!]

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Wanna know about interesting things about love? Interesting things about having a crush? Wanna know why the wedding ring is placed in the ring finger? And many many more? Did you know that when you pretend that you don't miss someone it makes you miss them more? Then this book is perfect for you. This book contains facts you didn't know actually exist. So come on in and read this story for interesting facts. THIS IS ONLY FOR FUN! If you don't believe some of it, it's ok because every one of us has their own opinion. **** A/N -This book contains facts that I didn't invent. -Don't comment bad things. -This book is in English. -Sorry for typos.

these are lines that should be guaranteed 100% to work

This is just some cute texts. Some of them are made up and some of them are texts that I've had with people. (Kinda been formed into a place for me to just write out romantic stories about some of my character's from my screenplays, which I think is better all in all.)

cute, sexual, sad texts I get off Tumblr. - @sigher + @unwrittehn