RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

If it weren't for Skylar Harris' boyfriend cheating on her, none of this would have ever happened. She never would have had her heart shattered. She never would have been dragged to a club by her best friend. She never would have went home with a stranger. But most of all, she never would have fallen in love with her teacher. Although, she can't seem to find it in herself to regret any of it. Join Skylar on this crazy roller coaster of heartbreak, secrets, friendship and love. Buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be one hell of a ride. Rated [R] - for sexual content and language *Cover made by: @SammySaysSo (:

***Sequel to Simon’s Daughter*** Simon Cowell’s daughter, Abriella Melody Cowell, has just finished her first tour of England. She has her five best friends, the crazy boys known as One Direction, her roommate and best girl friend, Riley, her famous father known for his harsh critiques, and her loving mother who’s in remission. Everything’s looking better for her, and she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. Will Abriella find her one true love, or will she find out that being in love only hurts in the end? Warning: This story does contain mature content. Things such as self-harm, domestic abuse, and suicide will make appearances throughout. Each chapter with particularly explicit occurrences will have a warning at the top. Please do not read that chapter if you are not comfortable with these topics. I'll include a brief summary in the A/N so you don't get confused later.

Charlotte has secrets about one of the biggest artists in the music scene, Ed Sheeran. Ed has a career, an image he has to maintain, but when he comes back to town both of their worlds are changed. She questions her feelings about the past, while he prays to change his future with her. When old feelings are brought back can they fix things or is it better to keep the other as a part of the past? I do not own Ed Sheeran, or anything that is not made up from this story.

Simon Cowell’s got a daughter. Who knew, right? Well, not even his own daughter knew until her mother dropped the bomb on her. Abriella Melody Cowell is 17 years old, living with her mother until she becomes so sick she isn’t capable of taking care of her, so she has no choice but to get flown over to London to live with her father. She already doesn’t want to be there as it is, so it gets worse when he’s never around to make her feel better about moving - but there are five boys who are there for her, one in particular who’s always there to keep her company who helps her discover her hidden talent that may be the key to building a relationship with her father.

Kate Ellison is the new student, but this school year in St. Jude's Catholic School, she's not the only new one around. New town, new faces and definitely a certain new, young teacher enters St. Jude's. What will Mr. West do when his relationship with Kate grow closer and closer? Oh boy, this is going to be one hell of a year for both Kate and Mr. West.

My name is Melody Higgins. Where have you heard that name before, you might be asking? Well my dad is Paul Higgins, bodyguard and manager of the world wide, top of the charts boyband One Direction. People think I'm so lucky to have connections to One Direction but in reality I've never even met them. But that'll all change very soon and my life will be turned upside down. Let's hope my dad doesn't hear about this...

It all began with one little tweet. Now, Adelaide and Niall are happily married, a baby boy now in their arms. Adelaide took a leap of faith with Niall. Falling in love is never easy, especially with Niall Horan. But, before the couple is separated by Niall's tragic fate, we realize what happens in between.

It isn't easy being in relationships. Even harder being in relationships with celebrities, who go on tour, and have to do publicity stunts and other things without you. The couples face hard times, and crazy trials as they all try to rebuild their relationships, like a Lego House.

SEQUEL TO SMALL BUMP! Read Small Bump first to get a feel of Jenny and Ed's beginning struggles, and see how the two struggle because of UNI.