when phil lays eyes on one specific stripper things get heated -idea for this fic given to me by the ever so wonderful @bethseuphoria

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

COMPLETE This is going to be a one sentence book thing, I don't know the username of who does it but I actually love them, she inspired me :) And randomly for bigger explainations, I'm going to have longer paragraphs because wattpad only takes a certain amount of chapter things I don't know what I'm doing honestly, so, just bare with me :) "But I'm not gay." So you thought Danny So you thought

Kissing lessons from a friend gets a bit out of hand.

Everyone in the world has matching numbers to find their soulmate.

"Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always seem to get him in trouble. Who, especially, feels in colors. {Lil bit of a trigger warning for here and there. Mentions of suicide, cutting, etc. This is a fluff phanfiction. There is no smut or bad swearing.} Translated to Spanish by @debilitae

I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO; APOLOGIES FOR THE SHITTY WRITING AND THE CRINGE i know where you stand silent in the trees and that's where i am silent in the trees why won't you speak where i happen to be silent in the trees standing cowardly

"Phil... I'm depressed" "Oh my god, me too! I get so down in the dumps sometimes it's ju-" "No. Phil. I have depression" "Oh." ~ triggers: -self harm (cutting) -depression + depressing thoughts -suicidal thoughts + suicide -gay slurs + other derogatory words -abuse -alcohol addiction -rape -murder ~ #144 in Fanfiction ~ completed - 25/9/16

I LOVED YOU AND YOU NEVER LOVED ME BACK.

this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this please. also sequel is not on hold sequel is Dead and will never come Thank you bye swiggity swot, dan thinks phil is hot. phan summer camp AU. no triggers that I know of. if you are triggered by any of this please message me and I'll add a warning. you will also get free.. socks... {SEQUEL ON HOLD}