As if it was bizarre enough they were quite literally inseparable, what would happen if one twin decides he catches feelings for his own brother? What if the host club act wasn't an act? (might rewrite)

Phil is not the most important boy at school, and Dan is just trying to fit in. What happens when their lives suddenly collide, and start something that none of them ever thought would happen. Warnings: violence, abuse, swearing, (smut).