Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagined. * * * * * As civilization collapses under a relentless wave of zombies, Diane and her friends take shelter in a military base. However, while she's rescuing another survivor, Diane gets bitten by one of the monsters. She hides it and runs away, knowing she only has days left to live. But she soon discovers she isn't turning into a zombie - she's turning into something else. --------- Excerpt: I looked up and stared. My reflection looked back at me in the mirror of the dark room. My eyes were literally glowing, there was no mistaking it. It was not a reflection of light, or any of the other excuses I had used or others had assumed. They were glowing a light sapphire blue color. It was not a bright glow, but it was definitely a glow. Glowing eyes were not normal. Okay, at this point I had to admit it, I was no longer normal. What was I then? For that, I had no answer [[Word count: 495,000]] Copyright August 2016. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *zombie rules* as long as credit is given. Cover was lovingly made by JimenaVivancoo.

No one knew what happened! Other then the fact that they had just been pushed off a cliff! Yugo had saved everyone, but where they came out of the portal, wasn't the World of the Twelve. Also, to be clear, unless it's stated by me in an author's note, or the star I use to sign my drawings or painting is on the art, I probably found it on Pinterest and in no way mean to take credit for someone else's art.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

I will review books! I would LOVE to read new author's books who want to get their name out there. Plz read rules before putting your book in.

This is the first art book I made. Welcome to a world full of randomness. Come and join the ride. I can do requests.

That's right, someone gave Thor a phone. Watch out for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and his Iron Dad. Stephen Strange got another WiFi password. And more things coming your way.

this girl has never seen the sun. she's never been outside. she doesn't have a name. she doesn't even realize there is an outside, until she meets Calcifer. A ghost, who's been locked in a prison cell for decades. he gives her the name 'Angel'. he knows of the world and promises to release Angel from her prison. but there's a problem, with Angel being with humans... she has wings. how the heck do you hide freaking wings from all of humanity?! it also doesn't help that they've picked up a girl with fox(or wolf as she says) ears and a tail, and a girl who is a robot but looks completely human(apart from missing her ears, but hats and headphones can cover that up) who have very interesting backstorys, if I do say so myself. I'm totally making this up as I go along, so.... read or don't read, its up to you (: