Favorite Funny Books
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Strings par sikenike
Strings
sikenike
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"We have a transfer student today." That's all Azizwa said, and the class was sent into a wave of commotion, sure it's only been like two weeks into school, and half-way till school ends but it's still a late transfer all the less- and in the hero course. The door opened and everyone was holding their breath, if she/he transferred late that means that they were highly-possibly recommended, and by someone high at that, there were only two other students that were recommended, but they were highly skilled- could they be highly skilled too? One foot then another than another, and then walked in a girl that doesn't even have the uniform on, and bags under her eyes they couldn't help but compare the teacher and the girl, but it ended at the eye-bags. She was dark-skinned, and oddly enough they knew it wasn't because of her quirk ( if she had one ) her hair was as much of as a mess as the rest of her- and they could honestly relate- her eyes were feline-like, slitted and yellow, and most thought it was because of her quirk ( was it feline based? ). She grinned- really it was a grimace, and stared at them, sizing them up and they couldn't help but tense. "My name is Asia, and why does it smell like updog in here?" "What's up dog?" A boy with blonde hair and black streaks that resemble a lightning bolt asked "Not much, what about you?" There and then the bakusquad fell in love. ----- ⛔️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ MENTIONS: Rape. Abuse. Neglect. Assholes. [I forgot to add this when I first made this story, and I sincerely apologize for that, ill be sure to fix the story so you are warned this story is UNEDITED. That means that there will be triggers that don't have prior warnings.]
Welcome To Loserville, Population: Me par sprittals98
Welcome To Loserville, Population: Me
sprittals98
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Samantha Martin, aka Sam, is a loser. Why? Let's look at the list: 1. The Queen Bee, Gwen, hates her for some strange reason. 2. She has no real friends. 3. And she has a huge crush on a guy who doesn't even know she exists. Yeah, her life is tragic. But when the new girl, Kendra, convinces her to show off her talent for singing in the new talent show, everything changes. Suddenly she has a few friends and the guy she likes notices her. But there is still that little problem number one.
Emo Rocker Guy and Preppy Girl (Arranged Marriage) par normaa
Emo Rocker Guy and Preppy Girl (Arranged Marriage)
normaa
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When Conner was 12, he stops dating, he isolates himself. Why? Because he thinks his life is ruined when he finds out he has to get married to a girl he doesn't know when he turns 18. When the day comes and his new family comes and picks him up, he meets his fiancé, Disarray. Right when he think he's going to hate her and not find himself liking the beautiful rich girl, he's wrong.
Sweet as a Strawberry par im_fluent_in_sarcasm
Sweet as a Strawberry
im_fluent_in_sarcasm
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~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?
Raspberries #DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE par Im_Just_That_Awkward
Raspberries #DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Im_Just_That_Awkward
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"I never thought she would be a Raspberry lover," He says to himself as he strokes my cheek. I then frown, "What do you mean? What's wrong with Raspberries?" I say totally offended. I mean who on Jupiter doesn't like raspberries? "Nothing amare," he chuckles causing shivers down my spine. "Now lets get that cow." Then he walks away. ◆◆◆◆ Ivy Jones. Carson Chadwick. Complete opposites. Ivy is shy, kind of innocent yet she is a bit sarcastic here and there. She has a weird obsession with Raspberries. Literally she is always eating something that contains Raspberries in it. She isn't a nobody but she does have a bunch of weird - loving friends. Carson is a badass and is also the most conceited guy ever when he isn't giving a glare your way. He is hot, sexy, breath taking and has the female poplution going crazy. He hangs with his little gang of troublemakers. What happens when Ivy crashes into Carson while spilling a Raspberry milkshake on him? What happen's when Ivy and Carson spends more time? Cliché as fudgeballs. Read and find out:)★ Highest Rank #107 Teen Fiction
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I Am Reese par sprittals98
I Am Reese
sprittals98
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Reese has always dreamed of being a YouTube star, but all she's done is make rant videos that she never posts. So when her younger sister finds them and puts them online as a prank, Reese thinks her life is over. But surprisingly, people think they're hilarious. On a confidence high, she decides to make these video diaries every week (with the help of a hot neighbor). Soon "I Am Reese" is the biggest thing in the country. But when so many people love you, there's gonna be a few that do just the opposite.
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