He put flowers on her doorstep for her birthday. Too bad Nina was allergic to pollen. [ cover made by @incendia- ]

The silliest things celebrities say "No, no. I didn't go to England, I went to London." --- [I got these off Google so I have no actual proof whether the Celebrity actually said it or not. This is just for fun, not throwing shade at anyone]

"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D 99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :) Highest Ranking: #112 in humour ××× [Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]

Camille, or Cam, describes herself as a perfectly ordinary girl with a slightly not-ordinary (not in the good way) life. Ignatius, or Iggy, to her, is an extraordinary boy, but with an ordinary life. Cam arrives broken from France into the not-so-small-but-not-so-big city they live in. She's just arrived into a new continent after a car crash that took her mum's life, and she's left everything behind in France to move in with a father she loathes and his too-perfect wife and annoying kids. Iggy is popular, and glorious. He has dreams of a big life and can't wait to leave the place he grew up in and take on the world, and what life has to offer. Together, they are complete opposites, and they couldn't hate each other more. But a boring old school project forces them to work together, and they discover that although they live in two separate and opposite worlds, the difference between love and hate, lucky and unlucky, and ordinary and extraordinary can be a lot slimmer than they think.

"And so we walk home together, holding each other's hearts inside our clasped hands." In which Scarlet Harrison dreams of finding the other half and Levi Larken dreams of finding a fresh start. For both their hearts. cover by @wishtobefairy

skinny love : (n.) when two people love each other, but are too shy to admit it, even though they still show it. Paristella's Contest ~ Round 2 [ Short Story #54 / Romance #240 ]

→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those water-loving freaks. Alaska's mother forces her to leave the house. It's just a trip to the park, no big deal. Until Alaska falls in the pond. And Elver is the only one around. Teen Fiction #118

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

Maybe One Day is now published as a Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! ***** Hayley Donovan has been in love with Jace Hammond for years, but as they finally begin to grow close, they're pulled apart by the ghosts of their pasts. ***** Hayley Donovan has been in love with her best friend's brother, Jace, for years, but the feelings have never been reciprocated. That is, until Hayley decides to leave her small town and her family's tragic past behind to attend the University of Georgia - the very same university where Jace is attending. As the two reconnect for the first time in over a year, they can't ignore the growing feelings between them, however, things are never simple when it comes to love. The couple must work through both of their emotional pasts, as well as deal with a classmate, Levi, who is intent on making Hayley's experience at university one that'll have her fearing for her life. Content and/or Triggering Warning: this story contains swearing, mature themes, and sexual content. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Charlie had it harder than most of the kids of her age, more than once. Changed from one foster home to another, finally, she manages to escape the system but it's only for a brief moment, she's sent back to hell. Again, she's introduced to a new family; The Harris. With the always so serious police officer Mr. Harris and oh-so-perfect blondie Mrs. Harris, and of course, let us not forget their handsome quarterback son; Dean Harris. Forced to coexist in the same house with the prick that keeps calling you a smurf sure sounds like fun. A humorous story about how all stereotypes can go f*** themselves.