I woke up around an hour later lying on the couch with the sun burning my face through the window. A loud door slam and some rustling came from the direction of the back door opened to the kitchen. Jumping up, the tv remote flying into the floor and knocking the batteries out, I ran to see who had broken in. No one should be home yet, it's only three in the afternoon, the fuck is trying to mess with me?

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