literally a crack fic,,,, i was bored okay? inspired by @_sasspol_ 's crack fic book

Note: I know not all information in this story is accurate. That is why it is fanfiction. So don't pin point every single error or inaccurate mistake there is. Thank you. *Beatles fanfic* Ringo wakes up in the year 1975. He's 24 and has a new life with a girl named Rosalinda. A blonde free spirited hippie who he immediately falls in love with. His band mates, George, John and Paul soon follow and fall in love with the freedom that they now have. When music, love, sex and drugs get tossed into the mix, it turns into a Journey of chaos as they set off on a roadtrip across the U.S that will change their lives forever.

A collection of tidbits that are hoarding up space in my mind. Sometimes when I write I have many ideas I can't use in my actual stories so here's where I'll post scenes that I can't resist writing but have no place for. Angsty, smut, funny, romantic, and just plain silly. Anything that's on my mind really but I'll make it worth reading. May range up to a NC-17 rating.

Paul McCartney has got a chance to change John Lennon's fate. There's a man with magic powers who somehow becomes Paul's friend along the way. There are a handful of time traveling organizations, none of which are exactly what they appear to be. Oh, and something really needs to be done about the fact that John seems to be in love with Paul... [Paul McCartney/John Lennon]

McCartney's Pizzeria. Known for their quick, exceptional service, their appetizing pies, and their friendly, family oriented atmosphere. It was the number-one pizza shop in town. Despite the fact that his business was thriving, Mr. Paul McCartney, the owner of the shop, has been seeing decline in himself recently. The death of his best friend and his first wife both occurred in a matter of less than two years, definitely taking a toll on Mr. McCartney's well being. When seventeen-year-old Daniela Scandone walks into the pizza parlor one day with a desperate need for a job but a complete lack of experience, Mr. McCartney feels as if he is going to blow his final fuse. However, something about this young girl intrigues him greatly, and he decides to hire her. Was Paul's decision to hire Daniela setting him up for a complete nightmare? That's what he thought -- at first. Unsaid feelings and mutual attraction burden both of them sooner than later. Will Mr. McCartney and Daniela go from a boss-employee relationship to friends, or maybe even lovers? Neither little Daniela nor Mr. McCartney thought it would be a reality. But Mr. McCartney would eventually find that what he thought was the biggest mistake he's ever made was actually one of the best choices he's made in his life. He needed Daniela, and Daniela needed him. But how much would the two of them be able to get away with? *** author's note: in this story (when their romantic/sexual relationship begins), paul is 40 years old and the OC, daniela, is 17 years old. where i am from, their relationship would be considered legal, however highly questionable. if you are not comfortable with such an age difference between two people, please do not read this story. also, please be aware that this story may be very sexually explicit at times (may include daddy kink). reader discretion is advised.

1957 Liverpool. It's summer, and Wendy is new to town. Out with her little brother one afternoon, she runs into a boy that doesn't really strike her fancy, and then another one that does. And teddy girl Wendy, is up for the challenge that is John Lennon.

John survives the shooting on that fateful day in December of 1980, and the Beatles are reunited for the first time in years. Everything seems to be getting better, but all is not as well as it seems.

So this is book about everything! About me... What I like, why I write... What goes on... Rants... What I love and hate.. You know that stuff...

Paul is delighted to finally get some alone time with John when he books them a little room, but nothing can be simple. Who will be the one to let slip on their whereabouts and have their time together foiled?