When Lance McClain breaks into his own bedroom at two in the morning after scaling a four-story building, he didn't expect to break open the wrong window, nor did he expect to literally fall on top of a half-naked Keith Kogane. After agreeing to stay with Lance until he can afford to pay for Keith's window, the two find themselves in the unlikely scenario of becoming fake-boyfriends after a couple of bad run-ins with their Landlady. Join Keith and Lance on their crazy adventure full of love, friendship, heartbreak, and enough corny mullet jokes to send even the toughest fangirl running for the hills. {COMPLETED} *edit: I wrote this when I was thirteen and it's trash so read at your own risk*

The humans have succeeded. All vampires have been exterminated and they can now live and thrive in peace. All, except one. [ To celebrate 200 Followers; One-Shot ]

Following the death of his treasured mentor, master assassin Yuuri Katsuki has to face that his life is completely different. His jobs have changed and he also has to face a bump in the road with the name of Victor Nikiforov. Will Yuuri give in to love? How will he deal with the new dangers about to come his way? ~ "If you sit too close to someone you won't see the blade before they stab you in the back." ~ "Nobody trusts eachother. We relie on our guns and knives."

Yuri comes home one day to find another man in bed with his fiancé. This leads him to escape to Japan, where he finds more troubles with not only the love of his life, but his best friend.

I haven't seen this any where either that or I'm not checking hard enough but I made a killing stalking crack book... I love crack videos and crack books they're always so damn funny so Here ya go.

"If I ever end up like that, I want you to pull the plug." ♡ ; lower cases are intended // completed ; yuri!!! on ice fanfic

[Sequel to Glass Hearts] It's funny how one wrong choice can send everything spiralling down.

⸢AU⸥ 'Yuuri... you don't have to pay me back. I just need you to... be here with me, okay? I just need you close.' © paranroses DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YURI!!! on ICE. It belongs to its creators

he repeats the process; C O M P L E T E tw ; self-harm, suicide, depression, major character death you can not read this story AT ALL if you get triggered by those topics

"It was your fucking choice to stay or to leave, and you left!", Yuuri screamed in tears. "I'm sorry.", Viktor held his head low. (story cover made by @lilzistrash)