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Kik || Phan by phan_muke
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"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****
Outcast ✧ Phan by cuddlephan
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Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)
Hi, My Name Is Dan | Dan Howell X Reader by apiphari
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You are a popular singer who happens to be Phil Lester's younger sister! When you meet Dan, his tall and sarcastic flatmate, will you develop feelings for the guy, or will the whole thing go down in flames? **NOTE** This started off very cringey and I'm so, so apologetic. Also, how tf did this story get so long...? Jfc (Story is intended for a female reader. Other genders may change the pronouns and some words, but it will get complicated. I'm very sorry)
The baguette fic. by whatamidoingwmyIife
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Yikes I dont even know why I decided to write this but here you go: the baguette fic This was originally meant to be cute and romantic but it turned out really fucked up oOps sorry in advance lol (TW: Rape)
ADOPTED BY PHAN by lesbolester
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13-year-old Iris has been living her life trapped in lonely foster homes. She's moved almost every month, due to being antisocial and distant towards the families. Nobody seems to understand the trauma she's dealing with; the memories of her biological family constantly haunting her. It's impossible for her to feel a sense of safety. She never feels at home. Although she does experience times of joy, it is quite rare for her to find any source of light in her life. But there are two YouTubers who manage to give her momentary happiness. And all it takes to get their attention is one letter. Just one letter, and suddenly Iris' life is where she never thought it would be; In the caring hands of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil). [A/N: There are some triggers, but overall this fanfiction isn't centered around those things. However, there is some swearing and sexual content. You've been warned!] *I am the queen of this plot so y'all better bow down to me*
Camelot's On Curfew - A Merthur One-Shot by defyingantigravity
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Kings (Jaspar) by justokaytoday
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Joes fine. He's not being beat up. He's not super popular. And besides the terrible things happening to his best friend and sister. Joe is fine until he meets Caspar. Caspar is not fine. He is the new kid at school and he's already getting beat up. He's a foster kid who has never really had a real home. Caspar is not fine until he meets Joe. This is a Highschool Jaspar fic that I really really hope you like <3
The Potions Tutor by drarry-shipper-13
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As if Harry's year wasn't bad enough already. Now he has to have a Potions tutor too? Why can't the universe be on his side for once? Oh yeah... he's Harry Potter. Set during 6th year. Warning(s): mild language and (Eventual) Draco/Harry and everything that Drarry entails! Not your ship? Get off and swim.
a not so fairytale ending//phanfiction by suarezzzzzzzz
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dan is in love. phil isn't. now what?
The Placenta Fic by lonely-creampuff
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It's Dan and Phil's anniversary, and Dan is expecting a big surprise from Phil... !!!>>> TRIGGER WARNINGS LISTED AT THE TOP OF CHAPTER <<<!!!